why?
i did nothing this weekend. i took the weekend as a 'unofficial' holiday weekend. i got a shitty haircut, drank hard cider, watched a mindless amount of tv, and threw my textbooks out the way side.
and where did this leave me?
sitting in the library for 5.5 hours trying to catch up.
now i've been doing a pretty good job. i've revised a couple class outlines, reviewed all my class notes for an exam i have friday, and finished all my readings for tomorrow & some i have for wednesday.
my conundrum is this: how to properly eat an apple in the quiet section of the library? ever since i have arrived at law school, i've discovered something beautiful about the law library... there are no security guards patrolling the stacks, searching for "bad behavior". no one tapping me and showing a sign of "ABSOLUTELY NO FOOD OR DRINKS. ALL STUDENTS MUST SUFFER FOR ACADEMIC SUCCESS". so, obviously, i have taken this new found freedom to heart. every day after morning class i scurry off to the library. eagerly anticipating my class readings over a nice bag full of almonds. but then i come to my apple portion of the day. and this is where i am stumped. i mean, i've seen other people eat apples in the library before, its not like i'm the first rebel here. but, is it just me or am i exceptionally loud when i eat? the chomping, the slurping, the sheer noise of it all! as a temporary remedy to the noise i have decided only to take one bite every five minutes. i'm not sure if this is the best idea. instead of condensing the noise, making it last only as long as possible, i'm extending my ridiculous apple ritual over a period of an hour!
maybe i should consider pears.
try pre-slicing them. i think that would create less slurping, although the crunch will probably be there.
ReplyDeleteyou could microwave them. like apple sauce
ReplyDeletei used to eat them in mclennan, and yeah it does cause a scene. i would say switch to grapes.
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